Mark, reluctant to acknowledge that he neglected to pay a utility bill, decides to go all out in taking the family off the grid rather than face a late fee. When Darren expresses a desire to play hockey, Mark dives headfirst into creating the least skilled team possible to boost his son's confidence. Additionally, Mark and Hank invest in a racehorse together and must devise a strategy to recover from what they deem the worst investment they have ever made.
- Created by: Adam and Craig Malamut.